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This was way back then. Nothing you see, is the same anymore. Don't comment, don't insult, and don't talk about it in front of me. Thank you. Here's the drama-mama queen who is also the World's Worst Liar .
The picture above is Belinda (: Shes a slut . and i hate her . from the very beginning . her skirt is so short that she doesnt have to bend down for you to see her cartoon`ed panties . apparently , she failed her english so you wont understand it when she talks to you . Example : " how are you Belinda ? " ( and she replies , ) " whaaa ? bla bala buu buu ! " Shes SHAGLY + FUGLY = SHAFGLY ( ditctionary wise = short & fcuking ugly )
Let's comment on one of her pictures :
She caption`ed : What big eyes BabyBel have . More likely to be : OH MY GOD ! So Sepet !
She caption`ed : Stupid pig face . More likely to be : I REALLY AM A PIG FACED BITCH . Comments : you told me my picture was pig`ed . i see you have one similar .
She caption`ed : Do i look like a 14 year old gal ? More likely to be : Do i look like the one you passed by while walking around Geylang ?
lets save her from further embarassement ((:
now you decide lah belinda , still wanna spam and argue with me ? or have you decided to give up ?
Belinda , belinda . tsktsk . youre so dumb . and i love wasting time replying to your tags .
Belinda said ( from the beginning of spamming period ) :
firstly , this post is nothing but crap .
dont take it to heart .
im daring enough to scream at your face so if you think im being toooooooo public or repulsive ,
feel free to talk to me
you think you very pretty is it stupid 'Anna Wonders' you are a bitch don't act cute la... 15 March 2008, 10:38 [GMT]
BITCH-Anna Wonders' 15 March 2008, 10:39 [GMT]
btw yr mouth looks 'zhu'-in chinese.& yr attitude sux .. 15 March 2008, 10:46 [GMT]
hope to hear fr you very SOON... 15 March 2008, 10:47 [GMT]
seriously i nv see you before so gt nothing much to say but abt that...hmmm i don't noe who belinda bt i just wanna help her speak up....you same sch as her?? 16 March 2008, 09:35 [GMT]
cause i anyhow make the account.....DUH?? 17 March 2008, 09:34 [GMT]
is ashhy dumb or what?? 17 March 2008, 09:36 [GMT]
btw deena sucks 17 March 2008, 09:37 [GMT]
oh ya anna btw since you're not malay ...so don't try to blend in with them also!!! 17 March 2008, 11:35 [GMT]
btw is not 'mother sucker' is mother fucker. DID YOU FAIL YOUR ENGLISH???OR ARE JUST BORN DUMB??IF YOU ARE THEN YOU'RE IN THE WRONG SCHOOL YOU SHOULD IN SOME RETARD SCHOOL (or if you don't want to go to a retarded school then i reccomed to go NORTH STAR SEC!!)you stupid bitch......hehe...
:D there is no such school...BELINDA IT WOULD SO STUPID IF YOU REALLY THOUGHT OF TRANSFERING TO THAT SCH....and is 'reccomend'not reccomed sry my mistake... 27 March 2008, 12:59 [GMT]
ANNA REPLIES :
eh bodoh , you dont understand uh ? when you said this , "btw is not 'mother sucker' is mother fucker. DID YOU FAIL YOUR ENGLISH???OR ARE JUST BORN DUMB??IF YOU ARE THEN YOU'RE IN THE WRONG SCHOOL YOU SHOULD IN SOME RETARD SCHOOL (or if you don't want to go to a retarded school then i reccomed to go NORTH STAR SEC!!)you stupid bitch......hehe..." i was laughing my ass off . WHY ? BECAUSE YOU SENT ME THE MESSAGE SAYING 'MOTHER SUCKER' , NOT ME AND THERE YOU ARE CORRECTING YOURE OWN MISTAKE , SMART ! . hahaah ! youre really dumb . i pity you . i see these few days youve been all ALONE . because you really are a bitch and no one thinks youre capable enough for friendship anymore . what a pity . i think YOURE THE ONE WHO SHOULD TRANSFER , I BET YOU HAVE THAT THOUGHT IN MIND RIGHT NOW SINCE YOURE FRIEND`LESS AND PRIDE`LESS . cause you'll really blend in there . REALLY . you'll get fcuked up on the first day (: you can lie all you want about the spam thing . BUT i know its you cause the truth is out , youre face gave it away when i asked you . and your "friends" played you out . they too admitted that youre a filthy backstabbing bitch . again , i pity you .
oh life , please have mercy on dear bitchy belinda , shes all alone (: hehe . WHO'S LAUGHING NOW BITCH ?
TO DIDI ;
"tk abis2 gado . kalo tk suke sngt same die , bobual face 2 face ngn die lah ." 28 March 2008, 10:13 [GMT]
IVE ALREADY SPOKEN TO HER . she just dont understand . shes a bitch and she admits it . but shes too slow to understand that shes the one to blame . i approached her yesterday and her face , OMG , so pathetic . takde kawan mcm dulu . she was all alone during recess . then she said it was not her . she said " if you dont believe me its your problem lah" then i said "if its my problem , i will drag you in , no matter how pitiful you'll be" abeyy dier sempat nk jwb " but its not my problem "
BUT THE THING IS , I KNOW ITS HER . AND EVERYONE IS NOT COVERING UP FOR HER . THEY ARE TELLING ME THAT SHES THE SPAMMER (:
GOSH , I LOVE THIS DRAMA ! BELINDA , PRODUCE MORE ! YOURE THE DRAMA-MAMA (:
HEY YOU!!!! STOP FLOODING MY FRENSTER LA!!!! I TOLD YOU ITS NOT ME TAT SPAM YOUR BLOG LA!!!ITS MY LONG TIME FREN...HER NAME IS JOAN CHAN..CURRENTLY STUDYING AT FIRST TOA PAYOH SECONDARY..YOU DON BELIEVE IS YOUR PROB YOU FUCKING BITCH!! I DON CARE IF YOU SCOLD ME THE PAST FEW TIMES..BUT NOW IS TOO MUCH..KANINA LA YOU..GO AND FUCK WIT OTHER FUCKING GUYS YOU MOTHER SUCKER!!!LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING..YOU ARE PRETTY..NICE AND SO..BUT WHY MUST YOU BE LIKE TAT!!! AND FYI..I DON LIKE TO INSULT YOUR FRENZ..SO DON MALIGN ME FOR INSULTING YOUR FRENZ..COZ THE PERSON TAT INSULT THEM IS NOT ME!!!! SO STOP SAYING TAT I LIE OR WAT OKIE!!! WATEVER I SAY HERE ARE THE TRUTH..BELIEVE IT OR NOT IS UP TO YOU!!!!
ANNA WONDERS REPLIES :
oi , if its really you then you dont have to fake someone else's name fcuker . you stupid slut . what you've said made no impact , i still insist that you are a backstabbing , lying bitch . must you be so immature to even spam me ? dont you think youre being a little too childish my dear ? nono , YOU DO NOT TELL ME SHES YOUR OLD FRIEND , because the spammer said she didnt know you . WANT TO CHANGE STORY , CHANGE WHEN IM CLUELESS NOT WHEN IM SUPER OBSERVANT . now tell me , christabel aka belinda , if you read this blog , means you know the whole story . I DO NOT CARE IF YOU HATE ME CAUSE CLEARLY , YOURE JUST A BIG DICK SUCKING BITCH IN SCHOOL WITH NO LIFE . so , if you really think im being way too bitchy for you and you cant handle me , then why dont you tell it to my face ? dont think i dont know what you commented on my friends secretly . WHY ? NO GUTS TO SAY IT TO THEIR FACES IS IT ? oh my , failed your english yet again belinda ? its HORRIBLE .
eh , i so tired thrashing things out like this . i'll tell it to you personally lah . wait lah you . hehehe .
okay . im back . from camp . it was WONDERFUL . serious . i miss Taufiq , Wayne and Hairil siaa . DAMN IT . haha . anyways . it in the night and im rather sleepy and tired . ive got ALOT of videos and pictures to show you guys . events that happened . on the campfire night , during the activity , motivational talks , and funny moments . i got rixiang's email ! yay . now can keep in touch ((: andandand before i went into the bus , Wayne said , " come take picture , me and my best student ." SIALAH . I SO TOUCHED SIA . haha .
okay darlings , placed back my tagboard . BELINDA , DONT SPAM AHH . IVE YET TO SAY ANYTHING TO YOU IN SCHOOL (:
i miss camp ; i want it again . haha . i heard next year our camp at Johor B . and this year there'll be an OBS camp . at the end of the year , i hope im going .
okay tmr , i'll be going out with hasif and family . to sentosa . he's literally begging me to go . yeah , i miss him alot . haha . anyways , i've yet to ask daddy . i hope he allows me to go tmr . SERIOUSLY .
i cant wait to upload the videos and pictures ! confirm leceh . heh . okay , got no time . my dads nagging me . bye darlings (: i hope you miss`ed me .
ASHIQIN , DONT EMO . IM HERE RIGHT . ILY ALOT SO DONT WORRY . WE'LL WAIT TILL EVERYONE'S THERE TO SHARE . YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND (:
Okay last night , it was super fun . i went to out with pakcik , his sister , her boyfriend . i went out slightly late , at about 720 . suppose to meet at 715 but i just got out . DAMN , i like his sister's voice idk why . anyways , hasif was like " second bus stop my dear , second ." BUT AGAIN , I WAS SUCH A SELENGER , I STOP AT THE FIRST . damn . then hasif had to walk all the way to pick me . selenger laa kan .
then we met his sis at about 8 . took bus to admiralty mrt . gy outram . stop naek car . met the boyfriend . salam . go vivo . they blanje long john . i felt sooooo akward . but i mkn only . actually cannot habes . but dah blanje so terpakse mkn . i ate till i felt like i was going to throw up . then we watch the movie . spiderwick . rating : 3*half / 5 . nice jugak ahh . but i really like those kinda story . damn .
then finish , we stayed awhile . then went off . went into the car . they sent me home manggs . till my block . it was already 1220 and i was like ZzZzzZzZzZ at one corner .
i reached home about 1230 . hasif said we going sentosa next week . abg kin asked me to go along too . but , im not sure im really welcomed (: INSYAALLAH (: chengg .
daddy didnt wait for me . i went in change wash my face , legs , brush teeth and went to tido !
SEMALAM SHIOKSHIOK (:
thanks hasif (: ( along with your sis and her boyfriend lahh )
im like sooooo friggin bored . its been almost 6 hours and im still glued to the comp . im left with another hour till i have to get ready and go out with this pakcik . man . im really bored to death . cause now , i know what to wear , what to bring . and ive got $ka-chingg . so no worries . why is that that boredom strikes only at such weird timing . usually i would be out now having fun and would be surrounded by people . damn im bored !
okay , since im going out with pakcik , let me introduce you to him . some might know but who the fuchgkk cares . his name is Hasif (: he's nice , well , he's sweet . ive known him for quite a long time alrd . he's 16 . actually i just miss hanging out with him last year , alongside my friends . GOD , i miss 2007 .
Alahai , im so bored and nothing's flowing into my brains . THE LAST THING I HAVE TO HEAR IS THAT STUPID MAS SELAMAT BEING AT MALAYSIA JOKE FROM DADDY .
sorry daddy , anna no mood to joke2 on the phone ! haha .
okay , i just posted some bullcrap tadi . haha . my sister lah , ask me to read this shit . i was just so lazy so i posted it instead (:
anyways , i wanna update by story`ing what i did these few days .
monday , 10 march : Me , meiya && deena . we went to shop . at around 1 plus i think . actually we went to check for the stinking school's tee but to no avail . so we went to mustafa . idk why meiya wanted so much to go there . so many people sia . anyways , i tasted the indian sweet , milk mould . DAMN , it was sweet manggs . ok , before going there we were like kinda lost . so they counted on my memory . wth . i bought some new make up while meiya shop`ed for Deena's bdae present . i had to hide meiya y'know . well . not literally . after that deena went home . at around 5 . me and meiya lepak`ed at yishun with dzul and gang . i used to hate lepak`ing with them cos i didnt like how dzul treated me at first . but i seem to enjoy it now . they're really nice and funny . Bear , omg , he has a VERYVERY nice voice . then we kinda like had a misunderstanding with shiqin . so she went home at ard 630 like that . god , it was so hard trying to talk to her . it was coming 8 when meiya said she wanted to go home . so the guys sent us to the bus stop . me and meiya didnt go home lah , we walked around sun plaza till about 9 , cos meiya missed her fav show then found no valid reason to go home so early . ahhhh - it was a real tiring day .
tuesday , 11 march : me , qin and emy we went to the library . well , we didnt do much la . searched for books . searched for gifts . stole straws ; HAHA . aww , i missed emy so much sia . - wanna meet emy again !
wednesday , 12 march : happy bdae deena . i stayed at home . lazy lah wanna go out .
thurs , 13 march . ive been going out everyday and daddy seem's to be really flexs with me (: he even gave me money to go out siaa . anyways , supposingly , i went out with pakcik ( hasif ) . but i went out early in the morn to meet the girls at emy's house . the usual , i was late . but they werent angry . so we ate there then Hanis tibe2 call . he asked us to lepak with them . we didnt want to at first but we went anyways . amirah didnt wanna go so she sent us to the bus stop . we went to woodlands , hanis fetched us . we met up with jun too . god , i miss that darling ! haha . then they brought us to the void deck . we met up with hasroy , ady , nabilah and farisha . hhaha . ady's with farisha sia . haha . then we played cards like no-brainer . then i was so bored and suggested to go to cwp . we went but me and shiqin ended up eating at pizza hut while the rest walked around . after eating , at about 6 plus , pakcik called me . and he said tommorrow ( today ) then we goin out . then i was like " oh " . then i order somore side orders . hah . everyone was waiting outside already . after makan we went to the library . ady antar farisha and nabilah cos it was reaching 7 . they searched for books . me and the guys sat one corner . HAHA , you shouldve heard what they told me . then jun went to cwp to meet her mum . i went home . alone cos i took the bus . emy and qin took the train . the guys took a different bus . i reached home at about 8+ . daddy asked me what i did . i story`d to him . i told him i was going out tmr ( today ) .
Today , 14 march - friday : okay , i'll be staying at home for now . i'll be going out with pakcik later in the night . we'll be catching a movie ; so that what he has said . im so nervous cos his sister and the boyfriend will be going . damn . i dont even know what to wear . haha . i update later . boring manggs .
You might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99% of girls don't realize it 'til it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has moved on to someone who will take notice.
From a guy’s point of view:
We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong. We’ll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood I’m in.
LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'
We enjoy doing it.
Smile and say 'thank you.'
Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up. Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hot Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.
Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/’beautiful’?
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand I’m not saying I wouldn't like it ether.
Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN’T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT.
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....and say 'i love you' ..........AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!
*****Give the nice guys a chance*****
Holding Hands – Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once.
Cuddling – Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her.
Movies – Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.
Loving each other- Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.
Laying below the stars – Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush.... guys: no grabbing!!!
i promised amirah i would write this post . so here i am .
in the morning today , me and amirah talked about how our lives WERE the last time we talked about the past amongst ourselves . it was on the first of jan . hhah , straight after countdown , when i already hung up the phone on hariz . i called mia . she sounded so sad . because no one wished her . then i was like the first to call her . so we were talking and mia was like " i want to kekal with sadam " then i was like " ummmm " then we talked and all . wow , that day till today , i miss that moment , our minds , were connected and we . okay , i talk big crap . anyways , mia talked to me today bout that day lah . like so sad . because whatever we had wanted tak menjadi . so we laughed at the crap we said on the first of jan . god . how i wish i was never here at all .
ive got some old messages from my phone i thought maybe this will retrieve some memories from people . especially emy my deardear sister (:
from emilia : Babe , i got nothing to do than this , heehs , anna , im really grateful cos i have a close friend like you . besides ami , youre the one that understands me most and god , you can even read my mind . i just wana thank you for me there for me , lending me you ears and clothes and stuff . and basically , being my sister (: (another) annakins ! i love you . i love you . i swear its ture ! happy new year . hopefully this year , we'll meet more hotties , have more fun times and have good grades . and no more bitches and minahs . haha . last day of 2007 was beyon imagination . i love it . i'll laugh out loud recalling the fun times we had last year . and im changing for the better . no more bimboticloser . haha , morning .
from someone i dont wana mention : tergamam diriku tak terkate , sungguh manis kate2 mu itu . membuat diriku sedeh pn ade , membuat diriku gembira pn ade . ingin ku katakn kembali , diriku pn begitu juga. tidak semestinye kite dah lama tk berjumpa ,ku telah lupakanmu . ingin ku memberitahumu , dirimu kan tetap di dalam hatiku . ku cinta dirimu lebeh dari apapn walauapapn terjadi . oh diyanah , kaulah cahaya yang selalu membuat diriku tersenyum . have a nice day . muah ! imran : diyanah , i accept your apology and once again i wanna say sorie 2 u . have a happy year with your new mataer ( ERM ? I DO HAVE A NEW ONE MEH ? ) tis is our last conversation together . goodbye . -nampak sah he said last conversation . but now , he's my best friend and we're still talking . hahah .
my , these messages , they make me laugh . haha . i love you sweet memories . haha . stupid people say stupid things . ((:
You took my hand You showed me how You promised me you'd be around Uh huh That's right I took your words And I believed In everything You said to me Yeah huh That's right
If someone said three years from now You'd be long gone I'd stand up and punch them out Cause they're all wrong I know better Cause you said forever And ever Who knew
Remember when we were such fools And so convinced and just too cool Oh no No no I wish I could touch you again I wish I could still call you friend I'd give anything
When someone said count your blessings now 'fore they're long gone I guess I just didn't know how I was all wrong They knew better Still you said forever And ever Who knew
Yeah yeah I'll keep you locked in my head Until we meet again Until we Until we meet again And I won't forget you my friend What happened
If someone said three years from now You'd be long gone I'd stand up and punch them out Cause they're all wrong and That last kiss I'll cherish Until we meet again And time makes It harder I wish I could remember But I keep Your memory You visit me in my sleep My darling Who knew My darling My darling Who knew My darling I miss you My darling Who knew Who knew
ashiqin , why did you ask me to hear such awful tragic songs ?
ashhy says : and i hadnt had my lunch so she asked me , that time she called me ashiqin " ashiqin you wanna share chicken rice with me ? "
she even suap me . wah , elly was so nice . then you know that time when my slipper broke , i had only 5 bucks to buy a new one . then elly went around to search for a shop that sold slippers for 5 bucks . she go down the coffee shop from the library . and all , wow elly . i cannot forget that incident .
anna says : wow , im going to write that on my blog .
ashhy says : elly's gonna kill me if she reads what i said .
anna says : HAHA .
ashhy says : elly's not bad . how naughty also , shes very loyal to her friends .
anna says : who said she was bad ? i know , i can see that .
ashhy says : elly powerman .
( futher blabbers of things i wont write here )
ashhy says : walao bonnie ! she !
anna says : what ? what ?
ashhy says : she wrote at hsien nan's blog : " so here comes puppy eyes. hahahah "
anna says : ( laughs silently )
( further blabbers of things i wont write here )
ashhy says : are you gonna write that ? anna says : yaaaaaah ( smiles widely ) ashhy says : can you not write that ?
anna says : okay .
( futher blabbers of things i wont write here ) ashhy says : omg , omg , omg , omgossshhh
i can believe this , what will HE say . i cant believe you guys are doing this . you guys are out to kill me . oh my gosh . oh my gosh . anna says : say somore laah ( reads back what is written )
ashhy says : damn you guys ? hahaha , no lah . ( titters a little )
anna says : wow its like im writing an moviescript .
ashhy says : ya , i cant wait to read it . can you post it now ? anna says : no . say more stuff .
ashhy says : you think i what huh ? say things .
( silence )
ashhy says : syima is childish in the cutest way . like .
anna says : yaaaaaahhhahah .
ashhy says : you know syima told me of this really hothot guy named helmy , ( spells out helmy for dumb anna ) H-E-L-M-Y .
( FUTHER BLABBERS OF THING I WONT WRITE HERE ) ashhy says : are you still writing ?
Gua[goo-wah] noun = “ What some mats and minahs use to call themselves. Similar in using Lu when referring to others. A legacy that dates back to the times of Mat Rocks back in the early 80s. A common trick that can be played on Mats is to ask them to translate the English phrase Monkey Cave into Malay. The mat will then say Gua Monyet (I'm a monkey).
Mat [mat] noun = “ To the rest of the world, the word simply means a Malay guy. But within the Malay community itself there is a growing disparity in consensus to its actual meaning. Popularly, it's used to denote a guy who converses primarily in Malay, as opposed to the more English speaking types. Favourites of the mats include tapered jeans, trucker caps and weepy Malay songs with sickeningly suicidal lyrics.
Matrep [mat-rape] noun = “ An extreme version of the mat. In addition to the usual mat accessories, a matrep will also come adorned with tattoos and matching body-piercings in weird corners of his body.
Minah [mee-nah] noun = “ An expression used to denote a Malay female. Derived from the popular Malay name, Aminah, which used to be all the rage some time ago. It was sort of the in-thing to name your daughter Aminah back in the 60s and 70s. In fact, legend has it that if you go to Geylang Serai market and shout Hai Minah! at least a quarter of the makcik population there is going to turn around and smile at you.
Picit[pee-chet] adjective = “ When a mat tells you to picit him, it does not mean that he is trying to be cheeky (or gay, if he is talking to a fellow mat). It simply means that the mat wants you to call him on his mobile. What were you thinking? Relaksuah [ree-lek-soo-wah] adjective = “ Official slogan and life motto of the mats and minahs.
Sial[see- yal ] noun / adjective = “ A full stop in every mat's sentence. Eg: Tadi aku nampak accident sial Rabak sial Aku tak bedek sial Kesian sial Translation: Just now I saw an accident (full stop) It was bad (full stop) I'm not kidding (full stop) Poor guy (full stop) In its purest form, sial means jinx but mats have refined the art of using the word to include it at the end of their every sentence. Also comes in the more polite form siak and siul for those who do not want to sound too crude.
Skank[s-kank] adjective - A favourite weird-looking dance performed by mats and minahs. Usually done at any of the various gigs that mats and minahs love to congregate at. At times, you do detect evidence of artistry in the dance but most of the time they just look like they've been possessed by the ghost of a restless retard.
Sowie [soh-wee] adjective = “ An expression of apology used by minahs. Commonly used in SMS and instant messaging. Actually they can just use the word sorry like every normal human being but minahs think that it will make them sound extra cute to deliberately talk that way. Example : I will be late. Sowie!
Step[se-tep] adjective = “ To beguile, dissimulate or impersonate something or someone that they are not. Also commonly used to describe a fellow mat or minah who acts in an arrogant manner. E.g.Kau jangan nak step tak tahu eh? Translation: Don't you dare feign innocence in this matter. Can also be used as a gerund e.g. stepping. See next entry.
Step Jambu [se-tep jam-boo] adjective - What minahs do when they are sitting alone in a train and a group of mats walk in. It is a general exercise where the minah controls her facial muscles and posture in a way that would make her look her best. This would usually involve looking incessantly at her handphone for no particular reason.
Stoppit[setop-eet] adjective = “ A general expression of intolerance and dismay. When a minah uses this phrase, be very careful for it signals that she is about to lose her cool or get very violent. Usually directed by minahs in an annoyed manner, followed by the postfix seh, siak or sial. (See entry for sial above) Eg: Apasal ngan perangai kau hari ni? Stopitsiak! Transalation : What's up with your attitude today? Enough of it already for goodness' sake!
i got this from ashhy's blog (: i think its so true (: THANK YOU ASHHY - EEN ((:
okay . i just got home . will be going out with amirah maybe to novena . will be lepaking with dzul afterwards . godd i soooo tak nak lepak with himmmmmmm ): ami's coming to my hm . i have nothing to wear ! after she comes , i will change and go to cp . everyones waiting for us . so penat seyy today . school ended at 1120 . i missmissmissmiss chatting with PAKCIK ! pakcik i miss you alot . hmph .
hariz , if you read this . dont think you're too precious . ive let go of all of those yesterdays way too long ago . I HAVE NOT INTENTION TO BREAK YOU INTO PIECES . i cant believe you actually had another girl . blahblahman`whore . pfft . dont be so rude to me cann ? kanasai man . i feel like . uggggg ! nvm . i've looked forward to tommorrows .
to pakcik , ive only you would just voice out ; im willing to listen . ((: anna wonders .
i got home quite long ago ; been at the comp the whole day . tommorrow , my school ending at 11:20 . because of some O'level thing that we did well . i plan to go to novena tommorrow ; anyone wanna follow ? if not i willing to go alone ):
i just found out about something ; that made me wish i had done things earlier . at least Ana darling had some info or i would have been really dumb . anyways , thanks Ana again .
today , i was really pissed actually cause i wasted money taking a taxi to school when we werent late . janson's idea laah . pfft .
we had free time because mr bernie chia didnt come ; erm , why huh Bernie ? then we had science , teacher good mood lorh , never scold me . i action take down notes only ; i was actually falling into deep sleep .
then our break ; did my duty . wish councillors didnt have to NOT eat during our break . we only get 10 mins ))): *sniff*
then we had our camp briefing . the size S shirt so big i think i'll look like my mummy .
then we had MT , then Geog then Maths . I FAILED MY MALAY BTW . i was laughing so hard when i got my paper ; FOURTH TIME IM FAILING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE . pathetic right ?
then i msged hasif . blahblah ; then i got moody , stupid janson . i think hasif's angry with me because i was rude . was i ?
buy food , went home then used the comp till now (:
life's been a bliss . well since today (: (((:
anna wonders ; looking forward to tommorrow . screw you sweettalker motherfucker (:
ive read Annie's Baby . and im feeling the RUSH ):
ive read Annie's baby by Annie herself but edited by Beatrice Sparks . danial read a few pages too ; ashiqin and amirah along with emy already finished it . deena's waiting for me to read .
ive read the book ; its nice but really sucky ( i dont get kyself sometimes ) then it happened .
"The PAST will forever be a part of my PRESENT as well as my FUTURE ."
ive been thinking alot about hariz lately . its like im so angry with him but wanting so much to let him go . its like i miss everything i did with him . its so hard when youve been together for a long period of time and had to be accustomed to different things . god , it was so hard for me to accept the fact that he wanted so much and had waited so long to break with me . WHY ? i asked so many times . but again , no one has answered not even hariz himself . i feel so stupid and sad . ive been feeling so out of place i wished i wasnt born at all . i want to so much make ammends . make everything go the way i had wanted him to . GOD , WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS ? why did he talk to me like that ? i was like a doll to him . no point me saying all this bullcrap when no one cares . so by luck , i hope he reads this :
Dear Hariz , i wish you all the best , i find myself hating everything that im doing including this message that im sending you . be it you'll read it or not . i want you to know that ive always liked being that important person in your life ; the one who was always on the phone with you ; the one who mattered alot ; the one you called your girlfriend and the one being loved and missed by you . of course im utterly bittered by what you had to tell me . but i want to wish you the best (:
earlier yesterday , i sent hariz a message saying " mohamed hariz , imyalot . pfft " then later in the night , he replied :
im hariz (: i wanna be a singer..can? IM VERY sent 2/29/2008 7:27 PM: but i dun miiss u..i've been wanting to tell u frm last time that i have no more feelings towards u...im sori
αииα ωoиdεrs (: www.cosmic-invaders.blogspot.com says: youre only telling me now ? why couldn't you call me ? why is that when i asked you whether you had wanted this relationship you didnt say anything to me ? and all you can say is you are sorry ? what is this hariz ? forget it . unless you tell it to my face and we have a clean cut ; we've not broken up . i cannot believe you actually told me this on the internet . so much for all your promises .
Chelsea Fanatic says: hello αииα ωoиdεrs (: www.cosmic-invaders.blogspot.com says: can you do me a favour ; tell your brother i wont bother him anymore , i wont call him or have any contact with him . he can live his life ; he wanted so much to be free right . Chelsea Fanatic says: ok
αииα ωoиdεrs (: www.cosmic-invaders.blogspot.com says: still i think your brother is a loser for telling me what he thought on the net when he should have said it in my face . sorry if i sound to offensive . i mean if it were to offend you in any way .
Chelsea Fanatic says: there!
Chelsea Fanatic says: u c..
this is the first time ive actually posted a conversation so personal . god . ANNA BE CALM . THIS IS NOT THE END ( * TRIES TO SMILE * )
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